accidentally lost such as in car wrecks, decay, hockey incidences or that time you brought your metal water bottle up to your mouth too fast. Ya, I’m that Tooth Fairy, and I don’t give out money either. I just give out advice like a little Tooth Fairy Fortune Cookie such as, “Watch where you’re driving,” or “Wear a mouth guard,” or “Floss.” I whisper it softly into your ear as you lay comatose after your wreck and after I’ve swept the scene for fallen teeth. I’m sure you’re probably thinking it’s weird that I’m out collecting teeth, but honestly my denture business is thriving. Our sales were through the roof this quarter and with our marketing team working on the gold plated grills all I can predict is success. My wallet is fat and I was finally able to quit my job at TGIFriday’s. I mean listen, the Not for Profit Tooth Fairy is a sweetheart and bless her but she lives in Hoboken. It takes an hour, at least, to get anywhere! I live in Brooklyn Heights now with a view of the bridge and Lady Liberty, surrounded by young couples with cute dogs and babies. I’m not going back to Journal Square! So I pick up a few teeth and make a few bucks. Ya, I’m THAT
hooth Fairy. Happy Halloween!
Tonight we do our Swing Time show and tomorrow is the Broadway review called, “Showstoppers.” We are coming to the end of the first cruise which means no more rehearsals but more bingo and shuffleboard. But I am excited to move forward because pretty much every port I have left will be a place I have never visited!